I’m Not a Plastic Bag
I'm not a plastic bag, and I'm not willing to wake up early and wait in the rain for any bag, unless of course, it's filled with enough cash so that I never have to do my own food shopping again. But that's just me. Plenty other folks came out today for the Prius of grocery bags. You have to see it to believe it. Best line: "It's status, my dear!"

check out ebay Item number: 220133023835, good price for bag
you’re lucky. that’s such a short line compares to the ones in NYC
how ironic that the guy who got the bag had two layers of plastic wrapped over it….this world is so full of hypocrites